Contact

So you want to get in contact? Due to the ever increasing number of bots that are crawling the web, learning how to read captchas, and generally making a nuisance of themselves, I have decided against a form that you can fill in - sorry. I am however available by a few methods, so read on...

Email

I imagine that you probably have the ability to send and receive email, so know this; I am attie, and my domain is attie.co.uk. I'm sure that if you're human you can work out an email address from that statement.

Indoor / Outdoor Voice

If you happen to be within audible range, you could always try just uttering my name. I will leave the selection of indoor / outdoor voice to your discretion, but please select wisely as it may well influence my willingness to respond.